Duh! Guess what? You're now in the NBA! Or maybe you're just a person who's really good at picking apples off of trees!

Duh! You will now win EVERY fight.

Come on, now. You always have to choose flying. Running is for squares, anyway.

One and done!

Just never speak, ever. Except for when you start a massively popular reggae band.

Come on, life would be so lonely if you were the only dragon. You need some dragon companions if you're gonna be a dragon.

Everybody wins with a little Cheetos dust on their fingers. Also, let's be honest: Fruit is kinda gross.

How are you going to pretend like this hasn't always been your dream? Plot twist: You can only speak in Celine Dion lyrics. Sorry!

Guess what? You can now buy a decent clock radio!

Guess what, chump? HUMANS ARE ANIMALS! LOOOOOPHOLE!

And maybe you'll enjoy it? Hey, as long as everyone's havin' a good time.

No one should yell. Ever.

I've never eaten a pinecone, have you? Could be delicious!

You just say "No, thanks, I'm trying to cut back," any time you're presented with either.

Sorry you had to think about it.